Jethy Pollaky

Abut Meh

👋🏼 HULLO. MEH JETHY.ME MAKE BASE. BASE IS MY BABY. ME DO BASE STUFF ALL DAY LONG. BASE GO BRRR 🧱💥BEFORE BASE? ME WORK AT COINPLACE. ME MAKE BUTTONS YOU PRESS TO GET MAGIC INTERNET MONEYS.COINBASE... COINBASE PRO... COINBASE WALLET... ALL ME. ME CODE GOOD (SOMETIMES).LONG LONG TIME AGO, ME MAKE CLEF (NOT FOOD). ALSO SMASH COMPUTER AT BUZZFEED. ME CLICK CLACK MAKE LOLS.ME ALSO PUT CODE ON COMPUTER FOR FREE (WHY??). ME TAKE PICTURES WITH CLICKY BOX 📸SOMETIMES PRETTY, SOMETIMES THUMB.
U WANT FIND ME? GO JUMP INTO INTERNET: jethypollaky.xyzME LIVE ON TWITTER, GITHUB, AND THE WORKY ONE... LINKEDIN.OK BYE 🫡

Who am eh?

ROADMAP (3 PHASES OF GLOBAL JETHIFICATION)

(no devs, no roadmap, except this one... kinda)

PHASE 1: "WE OUT HERE"

Make da socials 🔊
Website go live. It exist now. Cool.
Buy BASE name like real pro investor (used entire wallet) 🧠
Tweet. Reply. Engage. Troll Jesse on X dot com
Jesse sees us? Maybe. Maybe not. We don't blink.

PHASE 2: "APES ON THE LOOSE"

Drop Jethy Pollaky on Ape.store. Smartest dumb name ever 🐒
DEX launch. Pay 30k–35k like it’s nothing (it is everything)
Begin RAIDING. X go boom 💣
Maybe Telegram... maybe not... maybe cave wall with torch 🔥
At Bond, lock dev wallet. No rug, just vibes. Jesse sweating now.

PHASE 3: "JESSE WHO??"

Show Jesse who da real big man boss is 💼🦍
Dox the memes. Undox the devs.
Base is ours now. Not really. But emotionally, yes.
Jesse begs for whitelist (maybe).
World peace achieved (but only onchain).